by E.P Pirt, Jr. | Mar 22, 2020 | Satire
Millennials nationwide mistakenly believe COVID-19 to be a secret character from the DC Universe and that the current worldwide pandemic is just an ‘easter egg’ in advance of a summer blockbuster release. Speculation grew when movie theaters across the...
by E.P Pirt, Jr. | Mar 21, 2020 | News, Satire
We live in rarified times. I believe that to hold our Nation’s economy together and to prevent the property and other markets from going into extreme decline, we need to take stock of present circumstances and open our minds to the real events which are...
by E.P Pirt, Jr. | Mar 20, 2020 | Satire
Luke Rothschild, who has been hiding in an underground shelter with his family since first hearing of the novel coronavirus outbreak in December, said that he had “no choice but to take our chances with COVID-19” after exhausting all efforts to turn off...
by E.P Pirt, Jr. | Mar 19, 2020 | Satire
A woman and man in their early 20’s have been quarantined unexpectedly after a late-night encounter that both hoped would end after “an hour, tops.” Brennan “Bren” Stokes, 24, and Jessica Lebel, 21, met on Tinder at approximately 10:35 pm Thursday. Just as things were...
by E.P Pirt, Jr. | Mar 10, 2020 | Satire
by Percival Vasquez & Chippers L. Oppenheimer A study reviewing the work-life benefits of the coworking environment has yielded unexpected results. Researchers at the Institute for Studies have determined that working next to (or near) a person from another...
by Caroline Lofts | Feb 5, 2020 | News, Satire
Last week, former coworking titan and mating ground for cross-body messenger bags, WeWork, announced that it would be phasing out its most popular amenity across its North American locations – free beer and wine. As part of a change in corporate governance,...
