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Karen demands to speak to the manager…of the CDC

Written by:
E.P Pirt, Jr.

April 5, 2020

HIGHLANDS RANCH, CO – Karen Peabody, vintage dollhouse appraiser and self-proclaimed ‘anti-vaxxer’ has given the CDC a one-star rating on Yelp.

“This is absolute bullshit. Literally all of my Pilates classes have been cancelled!”’ an enraged Peabody wrote in the review. “I want to see the manager. NOW”.

Karen claims to have tested negative for the COVID-19 virus, which she attributes to essential oils and rage.

When asked how she obtained a test kit she said, “Don’t fucking worry about it”. 

By: E.P Pirt, Jr.

April 5, 2020

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