Millennials nationwide mistakenly believe COVID-19 to be a secret character from the DC Universe and that the current worldwide pandemic is just an ‘easter egg’ in advance of a summer blockbuster release.
Speculation grew when movie theaters across the country began to close down to minimize the spread of the virus prompting some DC fans to write lengthy and illogical rants on sub-genre Reddit threads.
Reddit user BenAffleckIsAnOKActor wrote, ‘Why would they spend all this money if they aren’t actually going to put out a movie?’
shesaidshe19 added, ‘I’m not that into it, I think the name is wack. And I heard the only superpower COVID-19 is going to have is turning himself into a fidget spinner.
Graphic novel aficionados are anticipating the DC ‘deep cut’ to be unveiled later this year.
As to the coronavirus, there is still a prevailing viewpoint amongst those in their 20s that ‘our generation won’t be taken down by a light beer.’